Horatio Hammer and the Pearl of Providence August 4, 2013NathanCovers6 Comments Horatio Hammer and the Pearl of Providence Oh dear sweet mother of Elvis… art for a refrigerator Previous postVirgin Mary’s Bayside Prophecies Volume 4 Next postThe Enemy Within
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“As Horatio prepared to attack the zombie vampire clowns with a Balrog whip he’d made out of a toilet plunger, he did not see the six-fingered gorilla sneaking up behind him…”
At this point, I can’t tell if this was supposed to be a parody or an actual line from the book…
Not only is it parody, but no sooner had I posted it than I realized I forget to mention that our hero was tripping over his own feet.
It’s like taking LSD and going to an exhibition of ‘Art by Monkeys’
I saw this cover and burst into inexplicable laughter! I’m still laughing! I don’t think that’s the reaction they were going for…