Horatio Hammer and the Pearl of Providence August 4, 2013NathanCovers6 Comments Horatio Hammer and the Pearl of Providence Oh dear sweet mother of Elvis… Should this cover be in the Lousies? art for a refrigerator Previous postVirgin Mary’s Bayside Prophecies Volume 4 Next postThe Enemy Within
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“As Horatio prepared to attack the zombie vampire clowns with a Balrog whip he’d made out of a toilet plunger, he did not see the six-fingered gorilla sneaking up behind him…”
At this point, I can’t tell if this was supposed to be a parody or an actual line from the book…
Not only is it parody, but no sooner had I posted it than I realized I forget to mention that our hero was tripping over his own feet.
It’s like taking LSD and going to an exhibition of ‘Art by Monkeys’
I saw this cover and burst into inexplicable laughter! I’m still laughing! I don’t think that’s the reaction they were going for…