What are Surt Hellions? That’s a t, right? They wouldn’t possibly use a font like that, and then hide part of it under the frame?
A better and smaller font, less bleeding text, and a higher resolution version of the frame and this might be passable. Oh and the random too-dark gemstones. And the…oh bugger nevermind.
Grackle
8 years ago
Surf Hellions Don’t have To follow basic RULES Of grammar and Punctuation.
I fell on my sword for you guys. From the book’s description on Amazon:
The Devil in the triangle snared a yacht of 12 bachelor party guests, along with Marine Biologist Harmony Stelfox intending to drive them to their deaths, through madness..
The moment she launched her robotic mermaid she was bewitched by a curse. It was seen as a threat to celestial existence. Only one had the power to break it, only she was unaware of the greatness of her gifts. The one to connect her to her roots, would walk on land to protect her, if he must.
So many unclear pronouns, so few clear connections, so many questions:
¿The she who launched her robotic mermaid, who was cursed by bewitchery and who was unaware of the greatness of her gifts was Harmony Stelfox, Marine Biologist?
¿The it seen as threatening celestial existence was the robotic mermaid as seen by The Devil in the Triangle?
¿The one with the power to break the curse and connect her [Stelfox] to her roots was the he who, if he had to, would walk on land to protect her?
¿Is he the one really the Devil in the Triangle?
¿Is the Triangle actually the Devil, Harmony Stelfox, and her robotic mermaid?
If there were more Of Them, the Randomly capitalized Words might need to become a tag. Incidentally, written as a name, The Troubles refers to the conflict in Northern Ireland, specifically the period 1968–1998. Seems this is not set in the downtrodden neighbourhoods of 1970’s Belfast?
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What are Surt Hellions? That’s a t, right? They wouldn’t possibly use a font like that, and then hide part of it under the frame?
A better and smaller font, less bleeding text, and a higher resolution version of the frame and this might be passable. Oh and the random too-dark gemstones. And the…oh bugger nevermind.
Surf Hellions Don’t have To follow basic RULES Of grammar and Punctuation.
Surf Hellions? Are those like Surf Nazis who, as I recall from a Troma movie, must die?
That was my thinking.
Seems a lot of folks have been Troma-tized. First think the words “Surf Hellions” sparked in my mind was “Surf Nazis Must Die”!
What is this about? Demon-possessed surfers?
“Time’s up, dude. Gimme your soul.”
I fell on my sword for you guys. From the book’s description on Amazon:
AGGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHgh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
More arrghghghghg…
I call complete and utter BS. What next?
Willow Fae von Wicken. Maybe those 2 million readers are elves, faeries, gnomes, and dryads.
Wow. Pure dreck.
So many unclear pronouns, so few clear connections, so many questions:
¿The she who launched her robotic mermaid, who was cursed by bewitchery and who was unaware of the greatness of her gifts was Harmony Stelfox, Marine Biologist?
¿The it seen as threatening celestial existence was the robotic mermaid as seen by The Devil in the Triangle?
¿The one with the power to break the curse and connect her [Stelfox] to her roots was the he who, if he had to, would walk on land to protect her?
¿Is he the one really the Devil in the Triangle?
¿Is the Triangle actually the Devil, Harmony Stelfox, and her robotic mermaid?
Reminds me of those tweets done by a neural network that was trained on transcripts of politicians.
https://mobile.twitter.com/deepdrumpf
https://mobile.twitter.com/DeepLearnBern
…. and then I woke up and reminded myself never to eat cheese before going to bed again.
If there were more Of Them, the Randomly capitalized Words might need to become a tag. Incidentally, written as a name, The Troubles refers to the conflict in Northern Ireland, specifically the period 1968–1998. Seems this is not set in the downtrodden neighbourhoods of 1970’s Belfast?