This reminds me of those demon possessed doll movies.
Chloe
11 years ago
I gasped aloud when I saw this. Literally. Gasped. Aloud.
Also: Not only does it say “BOOB” across the bottom, it says “BOB” across the top. Quite obviously, therefore, the author refused to give any credit to the cover artist, Bob Boob, telling him that having his silly name on the cover would undermine the book’s ability to be taken seriously. Bob was so angry that he changed the cover to include a crudely-disguised name in glitter. Yep. That’s what happened.
I noticed the “BOOB” at the bottom but not the “BOB” at the top. It reminds me of a joke:
A newlywed couple just returned from their honeymoon, and the wife decides to make breakfast for her husband. While wearing a tiny nightie with nothing underneath, she bends over to get something from the bottom drawer of the refrigerator.
Her husband says, “Sweetie, you have a beautiful butt.”
She decided to surprise him. When he was at work, she went to a tattoo parlor to get “BEAUTIFUL” tattooed on one cheek, and “BUTT” tattooed on the other.
The tattoo artist says, “Okay Ma’am, that’ll be $50 a letter.”
“Oh dear,” said the woman, “That’s more than I expected. Just tattoo the first letter on each cheek.”
[Yep, you know where this is going.]
The next morning, again she bends over to get something from the bottom of the refrigerator.
Her husband responds, “Sweetie, you have a beautiful butt. But who’s Bob?”
Axolotl
11 years ago
One would think it was a horror story about ventriloquist’s dummies, but the description says it’s about little girls and instructs the reader on how to show respect and be ‘discrete'(?).
Why does it say ‘BOOB” across the bottom?
WHOA.
It pays to have someone look over you cover art.
This reminds me of those demon possessed doll movies.
I gasped aloud when I saw this. Literally. Gasped. Aloud.
Also: Not only does it say “BOOB” across the bottom, it says “BOB” across the top. Quite obviously, therefore, the author refused to give any credit to the cover artist, Bob Boob, telling him that having his silly name on the cover would undermine the book’s ability to be taken seriously. Bob was so angry that he changed the cover to include a crudely-disguised name in glitter. Yep. That’s what happened.
I noticed the “BOOB” at the bottom but not the “BOB” at the top. It reminds me of a joke:
A newlywed couple just returned from their honeymoon, and the wife decides to make breakfast for her husband. While wearing a tiny nightie with nothing underneath, she bends over to get something from the bottom drawer of the refrigerator.
Her husband says, “Sweetie, you have a beautiful butt.”
She decided to surprise him. When he was at work, she went to a tattoo parlor to get “BEAUTIFUL” tattooed on one cheek, and “BUTT” tattooed on the other.
The tattoo artist says, “Okay Ma’am, that’ll be $50 a letter.”
“Oh dear,” said the woman, “That’s more than I expected. Just tattoo the first letter on each cheek.”
[Yep, you know where this is going.]
The next morning, again she bends over to get something from the bottom of the refrigerator.
Her husband responds, “Sweetie, you have a beautiful butt. But who’s Bob?”
One would think it was a horror story about ventriloquist’s dummies, but the description says it’s about little girls and instructs the reader on how to show respect and be ‘discrete'(?).