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Ron Miller
Ron Miller
10 years ago

As someone who makes most of their living creating realistic, scientifically accurate astronomical illustrations…I just don’t know what to say.

jic
jic
10 years ago
Reply to  Ron Miller

It took me about a minute and a half to find this apparently public domain image of a base on Callisto:

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Callisto_base.PNG

If I could do that, so could the author. It would probably only take a couple of phone calls and/or emails to NASA to check that the image actually is in the public domain, and he’s got himself the basis of a decent cover.

Kris
Kris
10 years ago
Reply to  jic

THAT IS SO MUCH COOLER!

But… because that photo is landscape orientation, I can just imagine it not cropped, but squeezed do death. I shudder to think.

jic
jic
10 years ago
Reply to  Kris

Since he’s selling a paperback as well, he could do that as a wrap-around and have a cropped version for the ebook. But yes, starting with a good image doesn’t guarantee a good cover.

Karl
Karl
10 years ago

Some beautiful work in your portfolio, Ron!

As for this piece of doo-doo, it looks like Jupiter has plopped down into a lake on Callisto’s surface… dafuq??? O_o

jic
jic
10 years ago
Reply to  Karl

Oh my, that is supposed to be Jupiter, isn’t it? I assumed that it was supposed to be the main colony dome or something, because it seemed to be on the surface.

Kris
Kris
10 years ago
Reply to  jic

I thought the same thing. EPIC FAIL.

red
red
10 years ago

Is this a closeup of Titanimus’s t-shirt?

Take Cover
Take Cover
10 years ago

I was kinda doing OK with it until I scrolled down to the foreground. Dafuq indeed.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
10 years ago

If that’s Jupiter rising over the horizon of its moon Callisto, what’s in the background?

Craig
Craig
10 years ago

Um, I think your planet’s drowning, I’d probably have a look at that.

gp
gp
10 years ago

Send this mock-up to a cover designer. That’s the magic filter. This concept could work quite well if…

john e. . .
10 years ago

What worries me more than anything when I see art like this that someone obviously spent a lot of (wasted) time on is the nagging thought that perhaps the artist was so proud of the work that he went and wrote an e-book just to have a place to stick it.

I just wrote that crazy terrible run-on sentence, and I ain’t gonna fix it.

joiless
joiless
9 years ago

I own like twenty unremarkable late-70s to early-80s sci-fi paperbacks (the kind with the yellowy pages) that have covers really rather like this one, except marginally better. Maybe they were going to a misguided nostalgic look.