Clorox blonde is really desperate and dangerous, but not in a El Mariachi way.
Please, do not try that at home (or elsewhere).
Bleach if you must with peroxide, not clorox. This has been a public service announcement. Returning now to your regularly scheduled entertainment.
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Because nothing says romance like the Hobo font.
The stars were his ceiling, A refrigerator box his den of love…
Read that as Grignr, as in the “hero” (well, protagonist) of the infamously terrible Eye of Argon.
Gringa (fem. of gringo) is the captive of Mexican drug lord Diablo “tattooed from fingertips to face”.
So, who’s the guy on the cover?
Cover artists, please, read the book or at least the back cover, liner notes.
Great. I downloaded Eye of Argon. Grignr is unforgettable. I cannot unread what I read.
You’re thoroughly welcome. 😉
But is she a real blonde?
Or just a Clorox one?
Clorox blonde is really desperate and dangerous, but not in a El Mariachi way.
Please, do not try that at home (or elsewhere).
Bleach if you must with peroxide, not clorox.
This has been a public service announcement. Returning now to your regularly scheduled entertainment.