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john e. . .
10 years ago

Why is this on this site? This is AWESOME!

If only she would whisper “tautology.”

Hitch
10 years ago
Reply to  john e. . .

The flotation devices are…Callipygian. There you go, john. 😀

john e. . .
10 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

UUUUUUUuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

Kregger
Kregger
10 years ago

Long ass boots to protect her legs, but nothing to protect her…
Also, look at me I’m a prophet…I predict she’ll get hosed.

Decca
Decca
10 years ago

In case of a water landing, her breasts may be used as a flotation device.

Hitch
10 years ago
Reply to  Decca

There won’t be a water landing–she’s walking on it. Or, rather, floating a bit above it.

Waffles
Waffles
10 years ago

You would think that Tara would have had time to put on a thong strap since she was featured here in May.

DED
DED
10 years ago
Reply to  Waffles

Yep, this is an…unforgettable repeat. 😉

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
10 years ago
Reply to  DED

May 2014. It appeared here way over a year ago without replacement. As long as it remains a bad cut’n’paste of unintegrated elements, I vote repeat appearances. I guess those grey things are rocks that she is supposed standing on in the river; if so, that’s unconvincingly done. I’ll let someone else comment on the impractical dress and armor of lousy book cover female warriors. It would be interesting to find the amazon warrior art in original setting.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
10 years ago
Reply to  Naaman Brown

(Oops I forgot) PosRein: At least they didn’t use Papyrus.

Annie Moose
Annie Moose
10 years ago

Her breasts are desperately trying to flee the bad cover, I think.

RK
RK
10 years ago

I don’t think she’s wearing any bottom to that lint-speck bikini!

Misterfweem
Misterfweem
10 years ago

What? No curtains?

Waffles
Waffles
10 years ago
Reply to  Misterfweem

There are plenty of curtains.

Have you seen her underpants? (Me neither)