Why there are Mistresses for Married Men
Because for younger men they just call them “girlfriends?” (h/t Richard)
| Should this cover be in the Lousies? |
Why there are Mistresses for Married Men
Because for younger men they just call them “girlfriends?” (h/t Richard)
| Should this cover be in the Lousies? |
How to make erotica dull.
Because mistresses for single men doesn’t make a lot of sense?
Well, that tiny blurb and author text will sure look great in a thumbnail.
And title capitalization fail, too.
And also… why there are cover designers for aspiring authors.
When I squinted really REALLY hard I was just about able to read the teeny-tiny writing too. So.. married MEN get the ‘mistresses’ while married WOMEN get ‘Tennis, Golf, Swimming and Workout coaches AND younger men.’ Oooh, ambassador, you are spoiling us!
And I LOVE the idea that it’s written by ‘The Joyful Dive Wilhemine.’ (Mind you, if she’s also a married woman I guess she’s got reason to be ‘joyful’ at the wide choice of infidelity options available to her compared to men!)