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Bruce
Bruce
9 years ago

“Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom! Oh dear, after two thousand years of research, the illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator didn’t work.”

Don Reed
Don Reed
9 years ago
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Wet fuse.

Don Reed
Don Reed
9 years ago

The 8-ball was scratched. Re-rack.

Hitch
9 years ago

Dudes, they make stockings for varicose vein planets. They’re called Panx.