He’s probably too distracted from the pain of biting his own tongue to actually kill anybody.
Naaman Brown
10 years ago
Squished aspect ratio does not make the moon or face effective.
I agree the painted on “blood” does look like a rubber safety guard. Geez. How expensive is kayo syrup and red food dye? Cheap, cheap. OTOH, a crazed killer who forgot to remove the safety guard from his ax or chainsaw would make an entertaining story subject.
Actually, an axe with a safety guard in place would still be a deadly weapon: a big lump of steel on the end of a long wooden shaft. It would probably even still cut you if swung with enough force.
Tuula
10 years ago
Could it be any camper?
James F. Brown
10 years ago
Yo, check out all the dental work I just had done…
…and look, now that I have teeth, I can bite my own tongue, twice when I curl it. Try and beat that for a parlor trick!
Catie
10 years ago
Mwahahahaha! This one is hilarious! Hilariously bad, but still hilarious.
Kris
10 years ago
There is an AUDIO version! It’s $3.99 and lasts a whole 8 minutes!!!
Nice rubber safety stopper on the axe. Wouldn’t want any of the five people who wrote the 1370 word story (that’s 274 each) to injure themselves.
He’s probably too distracted from the pain of biting his own tongue to actually kill anybody.
Squished aspect ratio does not make the moon or face effective.
I agree the painted on “blood” does look like a rubber safety guard. Geez. How expensive is kayo syrup and red food dye? Cheap, cheap. OTOH, a crazed killer who forgot to remove the safety guard from his ax or chainsaw would make an entertaining story subject.
Actually, an axe with a safety guard in place would still be a deadly weapon: a big lump of steel on the end of a long wooden shaft. It would probably even still cut you if swung with enough force.
Could it be any camper?
Yo, check out all the dental work I just had done…
…and look, now that I have teeth, I can bite my own tongue, twice when I curl it. Try and beat that for a parlor trick!
Mwahahahaha! This one is hilarious! Hilariously bad, but still hilarious.
There is an AUDIO version! It’s $3.99 and lasts a whole 8 minutes!!!