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Bruce
Bruce
9 years ago

Because my cat never listens to me when I tell her to stop smoking!

Take Cover
Take Cover
9 years ago

I don’t think the cat’s inhaling. Which is probably more than can be said for the author.

Tuula
9 years ago

Using a blowpipe to shoot poison arrows at its owners butt?

Even cat smoking I guess is important enough to use four times. Or did the author find no other cat pictures?

Pidge
Pidge
9 years ago

Without my glasses it looks like the cat is playing the harmonica. Kitty’s the breadwinner in the family.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
9 years ago
Reply to  Pidge

That thought tempted me to crack a joke about “Rodney Catfield on harmonica”, but figured not too many people outside Lexington KY would get it.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
9 years ago

Even a good cover would not save a false book.
Pet Training Secret 101 “Cat Behavior Guide Mastery. How to get your Cat to Listen to You!”
In the real world, cats use people training to master you and get you to listen to them.
This book would not even qualify as fantasy or sci-fi. Unintentional humor, maybe.

DED
DED
9 years ago

The other cat looks like it’s keeping watch. “The coast is clear. Go ahead and toke.”

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
9 years ago

I thought it was a kitty lounge singer telling the audience why he loves them and that they’re a great audience tonight.

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
9 years ago

Or maybe the cat is vaping.

L-Plate Pen
L-Plate Pen
9 years ago

“The Perfect Cat Owners’ Guide to Litterbox Problems”

*looks at picture of cat smoking*

I think I see the problem already, thanks.

Tonstant Weader
Tonstant Weader
9 years ago

Good thing the cover designer put the geeky military/hamradio slash through the zero, or I’d have thought that the number “one hundred one” was actually the abbreviation “L.O.L.”

Actually I still think it was.