Zoctornyia: Vultar’s Heart, Body and Soul Mate Series one Collector’s Edition

I’m going to take a wild leap and guess that this is another in the glorious line of Beth Wright covers. She put her name on the LBC cover before this one twice, and forgot to put it on this cover even once. That kind of attention to detail just screams “professional quality,” and I’m sure the writing in the book carries through on that promise.

Please stop, Beth. You’re making innocent eyes bleed.

“Is there a zoctor in the house?” Sorry, I had to get that out of my system. (I reccommend clotrimazole for skin fungus.)

I have to agree with Hitch. Checking actual books on my living room stand, sample ratios of width to heighth are approximately 6×9, 5×8, 4.125×6.75.

I know that ebooks do not have to fit standardized book racks or shelves in brick-and-mortar stores, but oddball ebook cover sizes simply don’t say “book” to the average buyer.

Even if you are selling an audiobook, the advertising cover should imply “book” to the book purchaser. And not by squashing aspect ratio to proportion; take the time to do a good looking book cover.

I, for one, would really like to see a soul mate.

Tell me you wouldn’t pay a dollar for that – I dare you.