The Highland Stones: A Paranormal Romance
[looks at title] [looks at image] [looks at title] [looks at image] [facepalms](h/t Carol)
The Highland Stones: A Paranormal Romance
[looks at title] [looks at image] [looks at title] [looks at image] [facepalms](h/t Carol)
Well…
Isn’t the moon a big stone? And isn’t space as much highland as one can get (nevermind there’s no actual land, per se)?
It’s a metaphorical cover!
(Yeah, I’ll just chalk that up as the author’s inner dialogue.)
When we say “highland” we mean that place you end up once you’ve smoked sufficiently copious quantities of hashish.
Some rocks in Highland are in love with the moon? I guess it would have to be paranormal for those earthbound stones to reach across space to get to the object of their affection.
Sounds like an exciting story… umm, not really.
Who doesn’t have the hots for moon rocks wearing kilts?
Well, according to Heinlein, the moon is a harsh mistress…
And to top it off, the image of the Moon is upside down.