Well, the cover model is certainly much better at makeup than I am. I usually just slap on some foundation and call it good. Does that qualify as positive?
…and she made the right lipstick choice, that nice nude tone, given the weight of the eye makeup. When you use heavier eye makeup, you need to not wear screaming-Ferrari-Red lipstick, so…that’s Positive.
I cannot find anything whatsoever positive to say about the font. That’s simply dreadful.
That is okay, Nathan can use it whenever he wishes. As can anyone else. It makes you feel better about later snark!
Positive: the blue and orange contrast well. Makes the cover pop. Very space colours. So good choice on that.
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It looks like her battery has run down.
And just as she has rendezvoused with the distant exoplanet after a multi-lightyear-long journey to map its hitherto unobserved surface before zooming off into interstellar space, but now merely adrift, caroming, error 404.
Posre: Some long jumper cables would provide both positive and negative reinforcement.
Does anyone else wonder if, like the Easter Island statues, this giant statue isn’t just a bust (::snort::), but that there is an entire body with arms and legs buried under the sand?
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Well, the cover model is certainly much better at makeup than I am. I usually just slap on some foundation and call it good. Does that qualify as positive?
…and she made the right lipstick choice, that nice nude tone, given the weight of the eye makeup. When you use heavier eye makeup, you need to not wear screaming-Ferrari-Red lipstick, so…that’s Positive.
I cannot find anything whatsoever positive to say about the font. That’s simply dreadful.
The model is pretty.
THERE!
She looks good for someone sinking into lava.
That horizontal cut line really emphasizes the non-lopsided nature of her chest.
A call for positive reinforcement? From Nathan? That’s Waffles’s call, isn’t it?
Seriously. The eclipse is squashed aspect. PosRein is difficult. [strain. strain]
OK. The gal’s face appears neither squished nor squashed. That’s unlike many other lousy book covers.
That is okay, Nathan can use it whenever he wishes. As can anyone else. It makes you feel better about later snark!
Positive: the blue and orange contrast well. Makes the cover pop. Very space colours. So good choice on that.
It looks like her battery has run down.
And just as she has rendezvoused with the distant exoplanet after a multi-lightyear-long journey to map its hitherto unobserved surface before zooming off into interstellar space, but now merely adrift, caroming, error 404.
Posre: Some long jumper cables would provide both positive and negative reinforcement.
Posre: That font is at least 75% legible.
PosRein: Almost looks like a book cover.
Does anyone else wonder if, like the Easter Island statues, this giant statue isn’t just a bust (::snort::), but that there is an entire body with arms and legs buried under the sand?
Or, that is the result when an Easter Island statute gets a Merle Norman/Fashion Police make-over?
Oooh! That font is so… so… totally whatever.
My positive is that I am *crying* laughing here by the snarkish commentary. So they’ve provided a good, hearty dose of laughter for me. That is all.
I lied. I have to add, I just recently discovered this site and it’s like crack! Or looking at a train wreck. I cannot look away!
PoRe: I like her necklace.