I’m not into conspiracy theories or anything, but when the government puts a big red dot on your snowy roof, you are gonna have a day that will never end.
And don’t get me started about ghost flags and spirit eagles rising up from the graveyard. Just know that all such beings work for the CIA…
…and even if everything else were fixed; even if there weren’t too many images mooshed together on this damn cover, there’s no universe in which beings with cones in their eyes in addition to rods see three varying shades of blue/aqua together and think it’s okay. The “ceeeeement pond” shade of swimming-pool-turquoise at the bottom is warring against the “I wish I were Jade, but I’m really just a crappy shade of green” color at the top, and both are just weeping like little babies against that…blue. I don’t know what I’d call that shade of blue; not quite Flag blue; too bright for navy, too sedate for screaming zonkers blue…it’s just tooooooo bluuuuuuueeeee.
Don’t miss that bluey-green blotch just to the right of “Year,” either. Sheesh. We need a new tag that takes the place of the old “my eyes, the burn…”
And, motherofgod, are those woods on fire, TOO???? REALLY? Holy CRAP!
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I’m not into conspiracy theories or anything, but when the government puts a big red dot on your snowy roof, you are gonna have a day that will never end.
And don’t get me started about ghost flags and spirit eagles rising up from the graveyard. Just know that all such beings work for the CIA…
…and even if everything else were fixed; even if there weren’t too many images mooshed together on this damn cover, there’s no universe in which beings with cones in their eyes in addition to rods see three varying shades of blue/aqua together and think it’s okay. The “ceeeeement pond” shade of swimming-pool-turquoise at the bottom is warring against the “I wish I were Jade, but I’m really just a crappy shade of green” color at the top, and both are just weeping like little babies against that…blue. I don’t know what I’d call that shade of blue; not quite Flag blue; too bright for navy, too sedate for screaming zonkers blue…it’s just tooooooo bluuuuuuueeeee.
Don’t miss that bluey-green blotch just to the right of “Year,” either. Sheesh. We need a new tag that takes the place of the old “my eyes, the burn…”
And, motherofgod, are those woods on fire, TOO???? REALLY? Holy CRAP!