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john e. . .
9 years ago

Definite seizure risk.

PosRe: Can use as a outside seizure-inducing carnival rides to test persons for risk. Of having. Seizures.

Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago

PosRs: Thank you for providing me with the ultimate pursuer deterrent. If anyone (or anything) is chasing me then I can quickly flash them this and escape in their bewilderment.

I shall keep a copy of this with me all times.

Bruce
Bruce
9 years ago

My God, it’s full of stars.

Hitch
9 years ago
Reply to  Bruce

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Yes, Dave, it is full of stars.

gp
gp
9 years ago

Bonus challenge: read the tagline.

Take Cover
Take Cover
9 years ago
Reply to  gp

I can’t read it, but I’m pretty sure I found it. Does that count?

Silenia
Silenia
9 years ago
Reply to  gp

I can do better than that. Not just the tagline–all text on the cover.

“QUEST
OF THE
SOLAR
FLOWER
Volume Three

THE
BIG
TIME

CHAY TANA

the epic science fiction
gnostic quest concludes”

Sorry, whoever made this cover–guess that my sharp eyes foiled your apparent intent to make the text wholly illegible to anyone.

L.
L.
9 years ago

Suddenly I want to drink Sunkist and chew Starburst.

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
9 years ago
Reply to  L.

And then make some, um, yellow liquid?

BTW, they’ll never know that the dog peed on this book…

Kris
9 years ago

If I really concentrate, I can make out:
The
Bi 6
Tim e

Everything else is mumble mumble mumble blech.

Viergacht
Viergacht
9 years ago

If you stare at it long enough, you can see a kitten!

axolotl
axolotl
9 years ago

The posture of the pseudohuman makes the orange and blue crap look like a psychedelic shart.

L-Plate Pen
L-Plate Pen
9 years ago

OOWWWWWWW MY EYES MAKE IT STOP QUICK FOCUS ON THE BENDY HUMAN-DOLL…

Aaaah, that’s better.