The Big Time (Quest of the Solar Flower trilogy) (Volume 3)
OH WOW I CAN TASTE COLORS AND THEY TASTE LIKE THE TEARS OF A RAINBOW (h/t Red)
| Should this cover be in the Lousies? |
The Big Time (Quest of the Solar Flower trilogy) (Volume 3)
OH WOW I CAN TASTE COLORS AND THEY TASTE LIKE THE TEARS OF A RAINBOW (h/t Red)
| Should this cover be in the Lousies? |
Definite seizure risk.
PosRe: Can use as a outside seizure-inducing carnival rides to test persons for risk. Of having. Seizures.
PosRs: Thank you for providing me with the ultimate pursuer deterrent. If anyone (or anything) is chasing me then I can quickly flash them this and escape in their bewilderment.
I shall keep a copy of this with me all times.
My God, it’s full of stars.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Yes, Dave, it is full of stars.
Bonus challenge: read the tagline.
I can’t read it, but I’m pretty sure I found it. Does that count?
I can do better than that. Not just the tagline–all text on the cover.
“QUEST
OF THE
SOLAR
FLOWER
Volume Three
THE
BIG
TIME
CHAY TANA
the epic science fiction
gnostic quest concludes”
Sorry, whoever made this cover–guess that my sharp eyes foiled your apparent intent to make the text wholly illegible to anyone.
Suddenly I want to drink Sunkist and chew Starburst.
And then make some, um, yellow liquid?
BTW, they’ll never know that the dog peed on this book…
If I really concentrate, I can make out:
The
Bi 6
Tim e
Everything else is mumble mumble mumble blech.
If you stare at it long enough, you can see a kitten!
The posture of the pseudohuman makes the orange and blue crap look like a psychedelic shart.
OOWWWWWWW MY EYES MAKE IT STOP QUICK FOCUS ON THE BENDY HUMAN-DOLL…
Aaaah, that’s better.