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Kris
Kris
10 years ago

Oh, dear. That’s scarily bad.

Sneaky Burrito
10 years ago

Mr. Fox has both eyes on the same side of his head. I wonder if one of his parents was a flounder?

And that tail. Was his other parent a beaver?

Wait, then where does the “fox” part come from?

Rob
Rob
10 years ago
Reply to  Sneaky Burrito

It’s a misspelling. He meant “Faux”.

Matt Nelson
10 years ago
Reply to  Rob

(Slow clapping)

DED
DED
10 years ago
Reply to  Sneaky Burrito

😀

Perhaps, its coloration.

Dracon Ra
Dracon Ra
10 years ago

Written and Illustrated?!?

You mean, the whole book looks like this? Oh my…

Take Cover
Take Cover
10 years ago

Let’s hope one of his new friends is a plastic surgeon.

I kinda like the jangly title font though. That said, it would probably have been worth the trouble to massage one the ‘M’s so that they’re not both completely identical.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
10 years ago

Is Mr. Fox offspring of Three Mile Island or Chernobyl? Oh, I do enjoy environmental mutant stories (remember the bear in Prophecy?)

DED
DED
10 years ago
Reply to  Naaman Brown

Wow, yes. I remember that movie.

I admit that I actually jumped when I scrolled down and saw that fox-thing’s face.

If the illustrations are truly Gary’s, is he seven years old?

Waffles
Waffles
10 years ago

I love how the free sample of short books always seems to be the cover, and copyright information. Can’t even give us the first page? :S

Axolotl
Axolotl
10 years ago

Another that might have been OK until I scrolled down.

EricL
EricL
10 years ago

Mr. Fox gives a lopsided smile to his many new friends on Lousy Book Cover. Mr. Fox loves all of you.

Now Mr. Fox wants to share his Zombie-Fox powers with you, so just learn toward the computer screen and let Mr. Fox lovingly bite you on the neck.

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
10 years ago

I hope one of his new friends is a surgical ophthalmologist.