![cover[1]](https://lousybookcovers.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/cover142.jpg)
“And now that we have an appropriate public-domain illustration, I shall add my own personal touch to it!”
| Should this cover be in the Lousies? |
“And now that we have an appropriate public-domain illustration, I shall add my own personal touch to it!”
| Should this cover be in the Lousies? |
It’s like somebody combined two OK covers to make a bad one.
While I don’t think the illustration in the middle is bad, there’s something very strange about his leg. It’s like he’s a one-legged man with a hoof for a foot, ridding sidesaddle.
Or even riding sidesaddle.
Cartoon OR realism. Combining the two always looks stupid.
Wow-the bold didn’t stop after OR… Sorry-not shouting!
comment below.
What did they feed to that horse, that is one hell of a fart cloud.
“The Gold Seal of Literary Excellence” OK, where’s the gold seal? All I see are gold wave crests. You mean the seal is underwater? That’s stupid.
I looked it up. It’s Trafford-bestowed (one vanity press owned by Author Solutions). Probably came with an upgraded package.
Trafford … Author Solutions … that medallion … Ouch! “Marshal Book 2: Superstar the Harbinger” https://lousybookcovers.com/?p=139990 … the repressed nightmare emerges from the fog of memory … 28 Feb 2015 an aeon in lbc time … a Print-On-Demand service that offers a medallion on the cover and tags ‘Amazon best selling author’ on books with Amazon sales rank of #11,677,471 and #10,260,156 … the horror, the horror.
Oh, don’t apologize. Some of these covers make me want to shout and rant AND RAGE! There. That was therapeutic.