It’s like somebody combined two OK covers to make a bad one.
While I don’t think the illustration in the middle is bad, there’s something very strange about his leg. It’s like he’s a one-legged man with a hoof for a foot, ridding sidesaddle.
Trafford … Author Solutions … that medallion … Ouch! “Marshal Book 2: Superstar the Harbinger” https://lousybookcovers.com/?p=139990 … the repressed nightmare emerges from the fog of memory … 28 Feb 2015 an aeon in lbc time … a Print-On-Demand service that offers a medallion on the cover and tags ‘Amazon best selling author’ on books with Amazon sales rank of #11,677,471 and #10,260,156 … the horror, the horror.
Naaman Brown
9 years ago
Oh, don’t apologize. Some of these covers make me want to shout and rant AND RAGE! There. That was therapeutic.
It’s like somebody combined two OK covers to make a bad one.
While I don’t think the illustration in the middle is bad, there’s something very strange about his leg. It’s like he’s a one-legged man with a hoof for a foot, ridding sidesaddle.
Or even riding sidesaddle.
Cartoon OR realism. Combining the two always looks stupid.
Wow-the bold didn’t stop after OR… Sorry-not shouting!
comment below.
What did they feed to that horse, that is one hell of a fart cloud.
“The Gold Seal of Literary Excellence” OK, where’s the gold seal? All I see are gold wave crests. You mean the seal is underwater? That’s stupid.
I looked it up. It’s Trafford-bestowed (one vanity press owned by Author Solutions). Probably came with an upgraded package.
Trafford … Author Solutions … that medallion … Ouch! “Marshal Book 2: Superstar the Harbinger” https://lousybookcovers.com/?p=139990 … the repressed nightmare emerges from the fog of memory … 28 Feb 2015 an aeon in lbc time … a Print-On-Demand service that offers a medallion on the cover and tags ‘Amazon best selling author’ on books with Amazon sales rank of #11,677,471 and #10,260,156 … the horror, the horror.
Oh, don’t apologize. Some of these covers make me want to shout and rant AND RAGE! There. That was therapeutic.