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A Pioneer Girl Learns to Cook: Apple Pie & Biscuits
The random sprays of I-think-they’re-supposed-to-be-spices really make this one pop.
| Should this cover be in the Lousies? |
A Pioneer Girl Learns to Cook: Apple Pie & Biscuits
The random sprays of I-think-they’re-supposed-to-be-spices really make this one pop.
| Should this cover be in the Lousies? |
Looks like dirt or poop stains on brown butcher paper. It is like the author is purposely trying to create the most unappealing book cover possible.
Bad title? Check
Boring font? Check
Terrible drawing? Check
Disgusting stains? Double Check
I think the splotches are blood splatters foreshadowing what’s going to happen when the girl sneaking up behind the cook whacks her with that little hatchet she has in her hand.
I guess the airlines really do recycle those little paper bags.
Maybe she could also learn to draw beyond a 4th Grade level while she’s at it!
Whatever she’s making ate the other girl’s face.
The content is equally entertaining — as long as you’re amused by random punctuation and prose like this: Life was so different for a pioneer family in American history than it is today.
So if Dorothy and the Tin Man had a kid, I think she would look like this. That gal has the Tin Man’s arms and face, and Dorothy’s hair.
Positive Reinforcement Initiative: Biscuits are delicious!
When you go camping, and you forget the lavatory paper, and you have to use a book as a substitute…