Hahaha, I kinda like this one. It’s so silly. The pose of those soldiers… I guess they have to bend down and point those guns downwards, otherwise they’d shoot each other. I wonder what would happen if she grabs the muzzles? And the text… Even the author’s name is silly, but I guess that one’s not his fault.
Bruce
10 years ago
…and also, uh, never mind. Those guns are just too heavy for her toothpick arms to lift. She surrenders.
Kris
10 years ago
Shove ’em.
gp
10 years ago
I don’t mind this one. It doesn’t attract me, it’s not quite right, but it wouldn’t deter me. Though we could at least remove the By, and if that’s a pen name, perhaps reconsider…
Ben
10 years ago
Putting your blurb on your front cover is such a bad idea. All it does is present TEXT TEXT TEXT…
L-Plate Pen
10 years ago
Lara’s really slumming it now her Tomb Raider days are behind her…
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Hahaha, I kinda like this one. It’s so silly. The pose of those soldiers… I guess they have to bend down and point those guns downwards, otherwise they’d shoot each other. I wonder what would happen if she grabs the muzzles? And the text… Even the author’s name is silly, but I guess that one’s not his fault.
…and also, uh, never mind. Those guns are just too heavy for her toothpick arms to lift. She surrenders.
Shove ’em.
I don’t mind this one. It doesn’t attract me, it’s not quite right, but it wouldn’t deter me. Though we could at least remove the By, and if that’s a pen name, perhaps reconsider…
Putting your blurb on your front cover is such a bad idea. All it does is present TEXT TEXT TEXT…
Lara’s really slumming it now her Tomb Raider days are behind her…