Emerald Eyes Mist (Emerald Eyes Trilogy Book 2) September 11, 2024NathanCovers7 Comments Emerald Eyes Mist (Emerald Eyes Trilogy Book 2) Mr. Richdale again. Too soon? Should this cover be in the Lousies? aspect ratio cut and paste font overload layout woes pixelation WTF Previous postTaking the Plunge and Other Stories (Rebecca Series Book 4) Next postWolfman Owner’s Manual
Always too soon.
This is a school library circa 2008-tier cover. Maybe it needs a gold medal of nothing on it too. “This book has the oldest new design award”.
Somebody mist(missed).
i know, low hanging clouds.
What the…is her left boob falling off? Why is she catching it?
And that neck, is she part giraffe?
“You tore one of my ‘chests’ off.”
– Jerry/Daphne, “Some Like It Hot”
OMG, I was thinking of that scene, last night, but couldn’t quite pull it into the forefront of my noggin. YES! That’s a perfect reply for this cover, which is terrible even without the Terminal-Velocity-Gravity-Boob-Catch and the Giraffe Neck.