“Dr francis helped in bringing back my ex lover after many months of separation within the space of hrs that i contacted him. with the help of his powerful spell my lover that left me has came back to me and my relationship is also protected by his powers. indeed Dr francis is someone that you can depend on and run to for help when you are facing any problem in your relationship. contact him through those details below to get your help. Email : [email protected] or WhatsApp: +xxxxxxx”
(an actual review on a “get your husband back” spell book on Goodreads)
Look, I’m no expert on what attracts men, but I suspect that if he looks into your eyes and sees a bunch of square pixels, that’s kind of a turn-off.
Maybe her husband is Max Headroom?
I can picture the reviews now:
“Dr francis helped in bringing back my ex lover after many months of separation within the space of hrs that i contacted him. with the help of his powerful spell my lover that left me has came back to me and my relationship is also protected by his powers. indeed Dr francis is someone that you can depend on and run to for help when you are facing any problem in your relationship. contact him through those details below to get your help. Email : [email protected] or WhatsApp: +xxxxxxx”
(an actual review on a “get your husband back” spell book on Goodreads)