BLURB: Yellow Circle Golden Sphere: Deluxe Edition

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“Whoso readeth from this book, shall falleth nevermore”
Merlyn Hermeticus

“Behold the greatest story never told”
Matoaka Ocidentis

“Opus Magicum”
Maid Mariel

And now try to read the sample. I double-dog dare you. (h/t Marc)

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Zsuzsa
Zsuzsa
1 year ago

I made it through the sample until I reached the part where it said, “Why am I even here?” That seemed like a very good question, and I couldn’t think of an answer, so I stopped.

Another Bob
Another Bob
1 year ago

How about a review in three letters:

POS

Syd
Syd
1 year ago

and I thought I used too many ellipses…

But seriously, so grateful for the gloss and footnotes to really be explicitly condescending to people you want to pay sixty-three dollars for your inarticulate bibble babble.

red
red
1 year ago
Reply to  Syd

The footnotes are the best part! For example, I learned that: 1 stone = 0.453 kilogram, 1.61 kilometer = 1 nile, and a spaceport is the same thing as a beanstalk.

I also learned to take Zsuzsa’s advice.

Ian
Ian
1 year ago

Looks like it ripped of the solar exalted mark from the TTRPG exalted

Johno McMoose
Johno McMoose
1 year ago

This does indeed look like esoteric writing, seeming like utter drivel, niles away from any sense whatsoever, unless the reader is properly inebriated initiated.

Nick Furious
Nick Furious
1 year ago

This novel is a Disaster! A complete Joke! LOL. Haven’t read the whole thing yet, but I find myself laughing my lungs out on each page, literally! Should be thrown to those with the blues to get their spirits up. Nonsense and more nonsense. Weird plot, odd setting, awkward characters, you name it. Words fail to describe it! LOL! ROFL!
PS: bought it for FREE a while ago.

Rick_Rolled
Rick_Rolled
1 year ago
Reply to  Nick Furious

Totally agree with you Nick. Complex plot, very difficult to follow.
Also found myself laughing every now and then. Though I have to admit the writing is OK, it’s cluttered with weird cabalistic “mumbo jumbo” and esoteric nonsense and secret secrets, etc. Citing Johno McMoose, it can only be read if “properly inebriated/initiated”.
Got it free on reddit. $63 is way to steep!

Three Souls
Three Souls
1 year ago

THANK YOU FOR READING OUR WORK!
The novel is intentionally overpriced.
Only a selected few may be in possession of v.1.0.
On ensuing versions, price will drop considerably.
——> FREE TO PURCHASE 19 Aug 2023 ONLY <——

Hitch
1 year ago
Reply to  Three Souls

Unhunh. Sure. Nothing like driving away prospective readers with deliberately ridiculous pricing. Well, good luck to you with that plan.

Nicholas Dollak
1 year ago
Reply to  Hitch

Sounds like Scientology. Only a “select few” get the real scoop – after shelling out thousands of $. (Since someone actually sued the Church of Scientology over this, anyone now can access the court records and read the stupid story of the Volcano Aliens with names that begin with Z for absolutely free.)

Syd
Syd
1 year ago
Reply to  Hitch

But you see, only the very enlightened can see this fabric, if you can’t see how beautiful it is, you’re just not very clever.

Oh wait no, the emperor is in fact naked.

Charmander006
Charmander006
1 year ago
Reply to  Three Souls

selected few? and why is that? are you gathering up some nutty fruits? gonna take a look at it for a good laugh

Rick_Rolled
Rick_Rolled
1 year ago
Reply to  Three Souls

Yo, Three! What’s Chapter 82 all about? The previous ones I twigged.

Three Souls
Three Souls
1 year ago
Reply to  Rick_Rolled

CHAPTER 82 –

Spoiler
Titan A.E. Tribute

Nick Furious
Nick Furious
1 year ago
Reply to  Three Souls

Haha, tribute to a box-office bomb! LOL!
Hated the movie.

Rick_Rolled
Rick_Rolled
1 year ago
Reply to  Three Souls

What about Chapter 97?

Three Souls
Three Souls
1 year ago
Reply to  Rick_Rolled

CHAPTER 97 – 

Spoiler
Ali Baba & 40 Thieves Tribute

Last edited 1 year ago by Three Souls
Ian
Ian
1 year ago

The symbol on cover looks like it’s ripping of the twilight caste mark from the rpg exalted

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Nicholas Dollak
1 year ago
Reply to  Ian

It’s the author laughing at the suckers who paid for the deluxe edition.

Syd
Syd
1 year ago

all none of them, according to amazon.

Charmander006
Charmander006
1 year ago

speaking of laughing, that Thornwell charater is a real nut bag. every time he opens his mouth I laugh my pants off.

Rick_Rolled
Rick_Rolled
1 year ago

Holy cow! I just spotted Buck Rogers!

Charmander006
Charmander006
1 year ago
Reply to  Rick_Rolled

where?

Rick_Rolled
Rick_Rolled
1 year ago
Reply to  Charmander006

Page 646. 
Shoulder-to-shoulder with Flash Gordon 🙂

Nick Furious
Nick Furious
1 year ago
Reply to  Rick_Rolled

Y’all seeing ghosts now, huh? Shame on you.

Rick_Rolled
Rick_Rolled
1 year ago
Reply to  Nick Furious

The book is drizzled with pop culture references. So yes, “they” do “show up”… Along with many, many, many other subliminal messages.

Charmander006
Charmander006
1 year ago

john crawley – art of fighting series (page 615)