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«Single-sentence reviews only (1-3 words prefered). Longer reviews will be flagged as inappropriate»“Whoso readeth from this book, shall falleth nevermore”
Merlyn Hermeticus“Behold the greatest story never told”
Matoaka Ocidentis“Opus Magicum”
Maid Mariel
And now try to read the sample. I double-dog dare you. (h/t Marc)
I made it through the sample until I reached the part where it said, “Why am I even here?” That seemed like a very good question, and I couldn’t think of an answer, so I stopped.
How about a review in three letters:
POS
and I thought I used too many ellipses…
But seriously, so grateful for the gloss and footnotes to really be explicitly condescending to people you want to pay sixty-three dollars for your inarticulate bibble babble.
The footnotes are the best part! For example, I learned that: 1 stone = 0.453 kilogram, 1.61 kilometer = 1 nile, and a spaceport is the same thing as a beanstalk.
I also learned to take Zsuzsa’s advice.
Looks like it ripped of the solar exalted mark from the TTRPG exalted
This does indeed look like esoteric writing, seeming like utter drivel, niles away from any sense whatsoever, unless the reader is properly
inebriatedinitiated.This novel is a Disaster! A complete Joke! LOL. Haven’t read the whole thing yet, but I find myself laughing my lungs out on each page, literally! Should be thrown to those with the blues to get their spirits up. Nonsense and more nonsense. Weird plot, odd setting, awkward characters, you name it. Words fail to describe it! LOL! ROFL!
PS: bought it for FREE a while ago.
Totally agree with you Nick. Complex plot, very difficult to follow.
Also found myself laughing every now and then. Though I have to admit the writing is OK, it’s cluttered with weird cabalistic “mumbo jumbo” and esoteric nonsense and secret secrets, etc. Citing Johno McMoose, it can only be read if “properly
inebriated/initiated”.Got it free on reddit. $63 is way to steep!
THANK YOU FOR READING OUR WORK!
The novel is intentionally overpriced.
Only a selected few may be in possession of v.1.0.
On ensuing versions, price will drop considerably.
——> FREE TO PURCHASE 19 Aug 2023 ONLY <——
Unhunh. Sure. Nothing like driving away prospective readers with deliberately ridiculous pricing. Well, good luck to you with that plan.
Sounds like Scientology. Only a “select few” get the real scoop – after shelling out thousands of $. (Since someone actually sued the Church of Scientology over this, anyone now can access the court records and read the stupid story of the Volcano Aliens with names that begin with Z for absolutely free.)
But you see, only the very enlightened can see this fabric, if you can’t see how beautiful it is, you’re just not very clever.
Oh wait no, the emperor is in fact naked.
selected few? and why is that? are you gathering up some nutty fruits? gonna take a look at it for a good laugh
Yo, Three! What’s Chapter 82 all about? The previous ones I twigged.
CHAPTER 82 –
Haha, tribute to a box-office bomb! LOL!
Hated the movie.
What about Chapter 97?
CHAPTER 97 –
The symbol on cover looks like it’s ripping of the twilight caste mark from the rpg exalted
It’s the author laughing at the suckers who paid for the deluxe edition.
all none of them, according to amazon.
speaking of laughing, that Thornwell charater is a real nut bag. every time he opens his mouth I laugh my pants off.
Holy cow! I just spotted Buck Rogers!
where?
Page 646.
Shoulder-to-shoulder with Flash Gordon 🙂
Y’all seeing ghosts now, huh? Shame on you.
The book is drizzled with pop culture references. So yes, “they” do “show up”… Along with many, many, many other subliminal messages.
john crawley – art of fighting series (page 615)