The cover’s not only rendered, but apparently rendered using decades-old software. The cut scenes from the very first Fallout game (released in 1997) were more convincing than this!
Another Bob
2 years ago
I’ve seen Claymation that looks more … natural, convincing, whatever than this disaster. A note to Mr. Sebar; next time hire a 2-year-old to draw your cover. Lord knows the result couldn’t be worse than this!
Wow. Just wowzers bad on so many, many levels. The idea of the imagery is bad, even if it was well done. Static, boring, even the horse is looking for something more entertaining out of frame. The rendering…well. That’s simply godawful. Looks as though it were done on some tablet-based drawing app for children.
The quotation marks around the author’s first two names, as if they are pseudonyms or nicknames–AUTHOR, guess what? You don’t put quotation marks around your own pseudonym. And two of them?
This is simply…I hereby seriously nominate this for our year-end Lousies. This has gotta be a front-runner.
That’s Callahan Bunyan, Paul Bunyan’s gangsta little brother. He hates plaid, prefers a bill cap over a knit cap, and carries weird-sized weapons. In the background is his trusty sidekick Babe the Red Horse (he claims Paul copied the name for his stupid ox,) Don’t mess with Cal!
(not real name)
The cover’s not only rendered, but apparently rendered using decades-old software. The cut scenes from the very first Fallout game (released in 1997) were more convincing than this!
I’ve seen Claymation that looks more … natural, convincing, whatever than this disaster. A note to Mr. Sebar; next time hire a 2-year-old to draw your cover. Lord knows the result couldn’t be worse than this!
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Wow. Just wowzers bad on so many, many levels. The idea of the imagery is bad, even if it was well done. Static, boring, even the horse is looking for something more entertaining out of frame. The rendering…well. That’s simply godawful. Looks as though it were done on some tablet-based drawing app for children.
The quotation marks around the author’s first two names, as if they are pseudonyms or nicknames–AUTHOR, guess what? You don’t put quotation marks around your own pseudonym. And two of them?
This is simply…I hereby seriously nominate this for our year-end Lousies. This has gotta be a front-runner.
I hope the universe does not take this as a challenge…
It’s definitely in need of a delouser.
That’s Callahan Bunyan, Paul Bunyan’s gangsta little brother. He hates plaid, prefers a bill cap over a knit cap, and carries weird-sized weapons. In the background is his trusty sidekick Babe the Red Horse (he claims Paul copied the name for his stupid ox,) Don’t mess with Cal!