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LBC Participant
LBC Participant
2 years ago

I remember the first time I stumbled upon Dad’s Playboys.

Marc
Marc
2 years ago

Maybe some sub-subgenres don’t need any real expectations of cover art quality. I mean, the content expectations are crystal clear.

But re: “All of it” (losing the weight). Like, until you evaporate into nothingness?

Also the cover figure doesn’t need to lose any weight.

War Goat
War Goat
2 years ago

Hey, be careful where you put that ice cream cone!

LBC Participant
LBC Participant
2 years ago
Reply to  War Goat

Perhaps he’s removing it. After all, it has a cherry on top.

RK@HM
RK@HM
2 years ago

This is far from the first dreadful cover we’ve had from Pat Powers here, though this looks to be the first one from Smashwords.

Ian
Ian
2 years ago

Hopefully it’s porn and not an actual diet book.

LPlatePen
LPlatePen
2 years ago

“Whaddya mean ‘misogynistic vibes?’ Look at her little face — she’s LOVING every minute of it!”

charles cassady
charles cassady
2 years ago

I do believe this cover is where the old folk expression “over a barrel” comes from. Yes, exactly what our great grandparents meant.

Joshua Stevens
Joshua Stevens
1 year ago

I know free speech and all that but for real… how long are we going to continue to allow this kind of trash to even be printed? It’s disturbing how many people get off on these kind of sadistic fantasies.

Anyway… that’s my PSA for the day. lol

Hitch
1 year ago
Reply to  Joshua Stevens

It is pretty nasty, but…as you said, First Amendment and all that. So sad…

Zsuzsa
Zsuzsa
1 year ago
Reply to  Joshua Stevens

Just consider it a signal that shows you the people you really want to avoid in real life.