DARE officers ought to include this one in their educational materials.
“Okay, kids, don’t use drugs. If you do, you might get addicted and commit crimes to get money to feed your habit.” *kids murmur, mmm-hmm* “You might go insane from the neurological effects.” *mmm-hmm* “You might kill someone, not knowing what you’re doing.” *mmm-hmmm “You might even get to the point where you think that THIS is an acceptable book cover!” *gasps of horror*
I always thought that in those sex ed classes, if they JUST showed younger ladies what happens to the female body, typically, due to pregnancy, young men wouldn’t be able to pry those legs apart with crowbars. “here, girls, here is the back of your legs now” (showing smooth, teenaged legs) “and here they are, post-pregnancy,” (showing spread and cellulite…) PROBLEM SOLVED.
It’s a horror novel, see?
DARE officers ought to include this one in their educational materials.
“Okay, kids, don’t use drugs. If you do, you might get addicted and commit crimes to get money to feed your habit.” *kids murmur, mmm-hmm* “You might go insane from the neurological effects.” *mmm-hmm* “You might kill someone, not knowing what you’re doing.” *mmm-hmmm “You might even get to the point where you think that THIS is an acceptable book cover!” *gasps of horror*
I always thought that in those sex ed classes, if they JUST showed younger ladies what happens to the female body, typically, due to pregnancy, young men wouldn’t be able to pry those legs apart with crowbars. “here, girls, here is the back of your legs now” (showing smooth, teenaged legs) “and here they are, post-pregnancy,” (showing spread and cellulite…) PROBLEM SOLVED.
Le Eiffel needs to go on a damn diet.