Chubby Pumping: Jake goes to the buffet for a quiet lunch alone and ends up getting thighs and white breast meat!

March 22, 2022

Chubby Pumping: Jake goes to the buffet for a quiet lunch alone and ends up getting thighs and white breast meat!

I realize that no apology is sufficient.

bringing sexy back instamatic WTF

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RK@HM

2 years ago

Uh oh… He just discovered Maximilian St. John’s author page on Amazon!

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Bruce

2 years ago

I’m NEVER going to get that image out of my head.

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RK@HM

2 years ago

Baby got snacks!

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Marc

2 years ago

Stop it! No! Bad!

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AnotherBob

2 years ago

Someone pass me the steel wool. I need to scrub my eyeballs.

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Hitch

2 years ago

Reply to AnotherBob

Can I upvote that like, 100x?

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Hitch

2 years ago

If you already knew that no apology was sufficient, maybe you should have considered not inflicting it on us in the first damned place.

This is simply repulsive.

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Nathan

2 years ago

Reply to Hitch

I’m an evil, evil person.

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Hitch

2 years ago

Reply to Nathan

You are and worse, this cursed thing is sitting on the damned home page. I’m praying now for tomorrow…

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Jerri

2 years ago

Reply to Nathan

BRAVO NATE, BRAVO!
I have had TWO lousy covers on here!
The gatekeepers are GONE Hitch. New voices WILL see the light of day!

Last edited 2 years ago by Jerri

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red

2 years ago

Is this cover available in 3D?

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LPlatePen

2 years ago

NOTE TO SELF: In future, don’t view this website while having dinner.

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Charles Cassady Jr.

2 years ago

If this happened on Biden’s watch I think there is airtight case for impeachment.

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RK@HM

2 years ago

Of course, when you go slapping the bringing sexy back tag on this, you mean only that this is “sexy” to somebody out there, right? Those enormous blobs of dough on some morbidly obese woman’s backside sure aren’t charging my batteries…

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Nathan

2 years ago

Reply to RK@HM

Naturally.

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Myk

2 years ago

DAMN YOU TO HELL, NATE.

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Hitch

2 years ago

Reply to Myk

And worse, you folks realize that’s probably some guy wearing that thong, amirite?

(And what manufacturer makes thongs in that size, any-goddamned-way?)

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Zsuzsa

2 years ago

Reply to Myk

I’m not sure if this is worth full damnation. A simple darning to heck would probably suffice.

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Jerri

2 years ago

While this is SOOOO not my cup tea; I’m glad that it is out here being served piping hot for somebody! GOD I LOVE THIS SITE!

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