Sandwich Me, Use Me, Sluice Me, Juice Me! Double Stuff, Triple Stuff….. Cream Inside My Dusty Muff!: An old hoarder woman gets introduced to double and triple penetration by some young studs.

Sandwich Me, Use Me, Sluice Me, Juice Me! Double Stuff, Triple Stuff….. Cream Inside My Dusty Muff!: An old hoarder woman gets introduced to double and triple penetration by some young studs.

And then people act surprised that our birth rate has dropped so low. (h/t RK)

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War Goat
War Goat
2 years ago

On the next episode of “Hoarders” on A&E…

Marc
Marc
2 years ago
Reply to  War Goat

It would be an interest twist to the series. I wonder if it’s been attempted as a therapy.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
2 years ago

Hoarder women spank this week …
… next week spinster cat ladies.

Hitch
2 years ago

The human race is deranged.

Brad
Brad
2 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

Yes! That, and they’ve managed to simultaneously ruin sandwiches, Juicer machines, Oreos, AND cream puffs for me…

Hitch
2 years ago
Reply to  Brad

Amen, brother, Amen. It’s just…”dusty muff”? OHMYGOD, between that and as you said, the idea of some “young studs” (read thugs, as we’re talking people who break and enter–no, that’s not double-entendre) this old hoarder’s house–and then proceed to rape her? Gang-rape her? And this is meant to be desirable porn?

I’m really aghast. It’s disgusting and this person must sell, that’s the horrible part.

Brad
Brad
2 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

Right?!? I feel I need to call the police on these fictional “studs” – let’s hope this is just bad writing and not based on real events – UGH.

Johno McMoose
Johno McMoose
2 years ago

Well, I guess the one positive thing is – no false flagging, no poor soul will be unlucky enough to grab that booque having taken it for something it ain’t.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
2 years ago

Is this a cover or a blurb?

RK@HM
RK@HM
2 years ago
Reply to  Naaman Brown

Embrace the healing power of “and.”

Brad
Brad
2 years ago
Reply to  Naaman Brown

No, it’s something worse – far, far, worse….

LPlatePen
LPlatePen
2 years ago

Good luck getting this on the shelves in Waterstones!

Xodiac
Xodiac
2 years ago

Author is hoarding words and storing them in his titles.