Tower Defender

Tower Defender

“I have found a way to make type a COMPLETE impediment to reading!”

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Bruce
Bruce
3 years ago

To War Defe Uber?

Beck
Beck
3 years ago

How in the world does anyone look at that and go “Yeah, that’s a great idea?”

Myk
Myk
3 years ago

TN
IIIPeR
NPiFi
DDPiR

Hitch
3 years ago
Reply to  Myk

TO
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NEFE
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Yup, Myk, your interpretation is close to mine, too. SHEESH. I wonder if this sucker sells like this? Maybe it’s an established author, who can put any old thing on his cover?

Myk
Myk
3 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

It’s ranked surprisingly well in a few not-so-obscure niches, so hey maybe he’s doing something right.

Hitch
3 years ago
Reply to  Myk

Well, crap then. Who am I to criticize it? Maybe he’s really good at getting out there, or he has a crapload of beta readers that are slavering for it (a la The Martian dude) or the like. Good on him.

(Nonetheless, I still think it would sell BETTER with a better, far, far, FAR more exciting cover.)

Charles Cassady
Charles Cassady
2 years ago

I thought it was something the Swedish Chef from the Muppets would write. (‘Towfffer howffer deeffurnderhurr”)

Jon.
Jon.
2 years ago

Missing a lot of “borks” in that case…

LBC Participant
LBC Participant
2 years ago

More like Joseph Hurtmyeyes

LBC Participant
LBC Participant
2 years ago

On a whim I scanned it with my phone and Dandies Marshmallow Pumpkin Minis came up.