When Blood Whispers: A Bad Date Forensic Thriller
“Hmm… I’m not sure that people will get the idea of ‘blood’ strongly enough with just the oversized red droplets. Maybe you could put the word ‘blood’ in the title in a goofy-ass dripping font?”
| Should this cover be in the Lousies? |

Boy, that’s just sloppy lab work.
I know, right? We’re looking at the COVID-19 ground zero here.
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