BLURB: Make Enterprise Great Again: The Gods Must Be Crazy!: Cradle of Communism to Catacomb of Capitalism: A Proposal to bring back the House of Roosevelt’s

♥♥♥This book will blow away your preconceptions of the almighty American Empire and its Enterprises. I guarantee it!♥♥♥

This book takes its title from the 1980 comedy film “The Gods Must Be Crazy,” in which an empty Coca-Cola bottle is dropped from a plane onto a community of African bushmen. The bottle is thought to be a gift from the Gods, but after it incites bitter fighting amongst the villagers, the tribal leader decides to return it to the Gods, embarking upon a journey to the end of the world. Through my own metaphorical coke bottle, I visualize the dawn of a daunting new Empire.  This book serves as both a testament to the past glories of the current American Empire and a guidebook to restoring Capitalism and Enterprise – before it is too late.

Is the guarantee a money-back one?

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Zsuzsa
Zsuzsa
4 years ago

I didn’t even make it to the blurb. I was screaming for mercy on the title alone.

dtw
dtw
4 years ago

The House of Roosevelt’s what?

Myk
Myk
4 years ago
Reply to  dtw

Pancakes.

Hitch
4 years ago

Does anyone here think that perhaps, the copyright holders of the screenplay and movie of “The Gods Must Be Crazy” might themselves get a little cray-cray about this outright theft of their ideas and concepts and Intellectual Property? Just maybe?