Welcome to the newest series of D.J.R Tolkien, one of the most read authors in the world. This series has been published only as an ebook. The 9 books in the series came to the fore by breaking 1 million sales records in just 13 days. These novels, in which romance, adventure, action and sexuality are intensely processed, appeal to all ages. The ” An Excellent Choice” book you will read is one of the books of this 9 series and all books are independent from each other in terms of subject. Ready to read the world’s most read books? Then you are invited to read the books of the series “Religious Marriage, An Excellent Choice, Let Her Learn Now, Ugliness, Full Moon Time, Skeleton & Skin, Friend of the Vampire, The Warrior, Underground”.
A perfect combination of chutzpah and vagueness.
Wow. Just WOW. What a load of intensely processed bulls**t.
You can read the first pages here:
https://books.google.com/books?id=Y5v6DwAAQBAJ&printsec=frontcover#v=onepage&q&f=false
After reading the first page, I’m confused. I can’t tell if this is about humans or a pack of wolves, maybe werewolves? Also there are many typos.
OMG, that is purely awful. I mean AWFUL. That author needs at least 3 years of creative writing courses–full-time, along with some basic English courses. The very first sentence has a homonym error (This tale has quiet a few leaps….for quite.)
Not to mention the too-ubiquitous block-style, space-between paragraphs. Wow. Nobody will be fooled with the Tolkien faux name.
I’m willing to give him the benefit of the doubt for “quiet/quite,” as that’s also a un-spell-checkable typo (a typo being a venial sin and a misused word being a mortal sin).
I really loathe homonym errors. And Dude, even if we waive (not wave!) utterly the misuse infraction, did you read further? Say…another 1,000 words?
Good lord, no. What kind of masochist do you take me for?
Oh, sport…you’ve just really deprived yourself there. 😉
“I am totally not trying to ride a world-famous author’s coattails by using a pen name suspiciously similar to his here.”
Can an estate sue over a pen name? Or order a Cease and Desist? I would.
I didn’t even know there were a million different sales records.
I would bet that they’re all things like “Record for most sales to a girl named Whitney at exactly 7:05:01 pm on a Tuesday.”
I wish there was a preview so I could see if the book was as well-written as the blurb.
Oh, Ron, mon sweetie! Go see the link in Francois’ post! You are in for something SPESHUL, brother. I went, I saw….I something. Not sure what the something is yet.