BLURB: An Excellent Choice

Welcome to the newest series of D.J.R Tolkien, one of the most read authors in the world. This series has been published only as an ebook. The 9 books in the series came to the fore by breaking 1 million sales records in just 13 days. These novels, in which romance, adventure, action and sexuality are intensely processed, appeal to all ages. The ” An Excellent Choice” book you will read is one of the books of this 9 series and all books are independent from each other in terms of subject. Ready to read the world’s most read books? Then you are invited to read the books of the series “Religious Marriage, An Excellent Choice, Let Her Learn Now, Ugliness, Full Moon Time, Skeleton & Skin, Friend of the Vampire, The Warrior, Underground”.

A perfect combination of chutzpah and vagueness.

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Hitch
4 years ago

Wow. Just WOW. What a load of intensely processed bulls**t.

Francois Tremblay
Francois Tremblay
4 years ago

You can read the first pages here:
https://books.google.com/books?id=Y5v6DwAAQBAJ&printsec=frontcover#v=onepage&q&f=false

After reading the first page, I’m confused. I can’t tell if this is about humans or a pack of wolves, maybe werewolves? Also there are many typos.

Hitch
4 years ago

OMG, that is purely awful. I mean AWFUL. That author needs at least 3 years of creative writing courses–full-time, along with some basic English courses. The very first sentence has a homonym error (This tale has quiet a few leaps….for quite.)

Not to mention the too-ubiquitous block-style, space-between paragraphs. Wow. Nobody will be fooled with the Tolkien faux name.

Hitch
4 years ago
Reply to  Nathan

I really loathe homonym errors. And Dude, even if we waive (not wave!) utterly the misuse infraction, did you read further? Say…another 1,000 words?

Hitch
4 years ago
Reply to  Nathan

Oh, sport…you’ve just really deprived yourself there. 😉

RK@HM
RK@HM
4 years ago

“I am totally not trying to ride a world-famous author’s coattails by using a pen name suspiciously similar to his here.”

Myk
Myk
4 years ago
Reply to  RK@HM

Can an estate sue over a pen name? Or order a Cease and Desist? I would.

Ron Miller
Ron Miller
4 years ago

I didn’t even know there were a million different sales records.

Zsuzsa
Zsuzsa
4 years ago
Reply to  Ron Miller

I would bet that they’re all things like “Record for most sales to a girl named Whitney at exactly 7:05:01 pm on a Tuesday.”

Ron Miller
Ron Miller
4 years ago

I wish there was a preview so I could see if the book was as well-written as the blurb.

Hitch
4 years ago
Reply to  Ron Miller

Oh, Ron, mon sweetie! Go see the link in Francois’ post! You are in for something SPESHUL, brother. I went, I saw….I something. Not sure what the something is yet.