I, RICHARD PLANTAGENET, AN EPIC NOVEL OF RICHARD III: COMPLETE EDITION

I, RICHARD PLANTAGENET, AN EPIC NOVEL OF RICHARD III: COMPLETE EDITION

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Hitch
4 years ago

Kodak on the top, Picasso on the bottom and Asemic writing for the win!

red
red
4 years ago

I made the mistake of looking at the picture instead of trying to read the words.

-Why is the text on the flag upside down and backwards? There’s no way I can think of to re-orient it correctly short of just ripping it off and having someone who can read glue the letters back on the right way.

-Why is Richard riding smack into the trees? Has he put his horse on autopilot so he can watch a movie on his phone? Is the horse watching a movie, too?

-Why is Richard’s shirt all wrinkledy and VHS-like?

-Why does the flag bearer have part of a right trouser leg but no left leg? Why does he spend so much time tanning?

-Is the flag bearer a vampire? He is not reflected in the horse’s chrome armor.

-Why does the horse have a ghosty tail?

-Why is the horse walking across glowing coals?

WarGoat
WarGoat
4 years ago

I, that am curtail’d of this fair proportion,
Cheated of feature by dissembling Nature,
Deformed, unfinish’d, sent before my time
Into this breathing world, scarce half made up –

Davourak
4 years ago

Do you think it needs a bit more red?