The Beginning: Chronicle of the Many Named Man Book 1
Is that you, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt?
| Should this cover be in the Lousies? |
The Beginning: Chronicle of the Many Named Man Book 1
Is that you, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt?
| Should this cover be in the Lousies? |
What drunken ancient built that fortress in the background? Apparently, the back end of it sank into quicksand or something.
Also, I’m guessing that many-named man is most often called Baby Face or Kid, because the fella sure looks young.
I bet it was built by that king in Monty Python and the Holy Grail who kept building castles on a swamp.
What the hell is wrong with John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt’s chin, for crying out loud? Is that jawline receding into another dimension, back there?
Man, I really loathe the pseudo-people covers.
Maybe it was <a href=”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsuTAB_o1K4″>Eddie</a>…