TellMeVision (Instruction Guide on HOW to be a Superhero Book 1)
This is supposed to a book cover. I repeat, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A BOOK COVER.
(Bonus: The blurb begins, “In this latest terrifying edition of the “Instruction Guide on HOW to be a Superhero” series…” It’s Book 1.)
Screw it, I’ll become a supervillain instead! Then I will crush the browser hijacker who keeps interrupting this comment to dust! Oh, yeah…muhaha..ha.
And I was like, “Yell me vision!” (in analogy to “shiver me timbers!”)