(a) Who didn’t see it coming? and (b) See what? The thriller? The whole book? Did somebody throw it at whoever-it-was?
EricL
5 years ago
Well, please leave off the Unforgettable seasoning on my dinner, because I don’t want to turn half-blue.
If that shiny forehead medallion was supposed to ward off the effects of Unforgettable Season, it only half worked. Next time, get two forehead medallions!
Ah yes, the “Independent Author Network” where indie authors praise one another so they can trick readers into buying this over-written drivel.
Even exceptional books receive diverse ratings.
Zsuzsa
5 years ago
So based on the cover and the subtitle, I’m assuming it’s about a woman who contracted a rare skin disease and passes the time in the hospital by reading ever-more boring books until she finally finds one that’s a page-turning thriller.
(Protip: If you want to include a pull quote, it should have quotes around it.)
(a) Who didn’t see it coming? and (b) See what? The thriller? The whole book? Did somebody throw it at whoever-it-was?
Well, please leave off the Unforgettable seasoning on my dinner, because I don’t want to turn half-blue.
If that shiny forehead medallion was supposed to ward off the effects of Unforgettable Season, it only half worked. Next time, get two forehead medallions!
Ah yes, the “Independent Author Network” where indie authors praise one another so they can trick readers into buying this over-written drivel.
Even exceptional books receive diverse ratings.
So based on the cover and the subtitle, I’m assuming it’s about a woman who contracted a rare skin disease and passes the time in the hospital by reading ever-more boring books until she finally finds one that’s a page-turning thriller.
(Protip: If you want to include a pull quote, it should have quotes around it.)