Cornelius Cone and Friends September 12, 2019NathanCovers7 Comments Cornelius Cone and Friends Have you subjected your children to their daily dose of nightmare fuel? art for a refrigerator WTF Previous postTO BE YOUNG AND IN LOVE Next postTimothy Mean and the Time Machine
None of them look happy to exist
I’m almost afraid to ask, but what on God’s green earth (or Satan’s green book cover) is that black and white thing behind the sentient traffic cone?
Let’s hope it’s some sort of bollard, eh?
Well, Corny there seems to have a little Corny Cone, so…presumably there’s a Mrs. Cone, and when a daddy cone and a mommy cone love each other very much…
I’m more concerned with how Mr. Traffic Light sees clearly with three eyes aligned vertically.
Cornelius appears to be truncated, and I don’t mean the top of his head.
I see cartie needs to go to alcoholics anonymous.