The Rapture of Release

The Rapture of Release

Just wait, it gets better — here’s the beginning of the Amazon description:

On her way to an offworld vacation, Melody Spell is violently kissed by an alien who thrusts something down her throat: the key to a lost planet….

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RK@HM
RK@HM
5 years ago

Judging by the author’s bio on that same page, written by a guy who’s been consuming copious amounts of LSD.

Jennifer Rothnie
Jennifer Rothnie
5 years ago

Maybe the weird heart was meant to be a bug eyed alien giving a kiss, but it makes me think a very different part of anatomy. If the blurb didn’t give an exhaustive list of plot details, I would have thought it was a tongue in cheek book about tooting.