Don’t want to sound too crass;
And please don’t think I’ve got no class.
Just showing my testosterone;
Nothin’s more fun than feelin’ boobies…
Feelin’ boobies…
Hello headlights: how’s it goin’?
You really got my juices flowin’!
Ain’t no signs of gravity;
Nothin’s as fun feelin’ boobies…
Give me boobies…
They’re a nice pair to see, so wonderful to meet,
From a 42D to a 30 petite,
And with whipped cream on top, they’re a heck of treat.
Nothin’s more fun than feelin’ boobies…
Feelin’ boobies…
Dig those boobies…
Lovely boobies…
You have inspired me RK to make arty things for this cover.
Fake breast touched hard
Groping beyond all limits
The love of Pseudos
Catie
9 years ago
Fonts are ok, if a little shiny for my taste, pseudogirl is even better quality than your run of the mill poser free model, but WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH THAT DUDE? I already see myself going down that rabbit hole, but I HAVE to read the blurb for this.
Wasn’t that bad, actually. Just your regular mass produced fantasy p0rn. A writer trying to make some easy $$. It’s the pretentious ones that believe they’re actually writing something meaningful that you should watch out for. Like that President Agenda thing or what’s it called.
Anyway, I’ve learned that the weirdface dude is of a race that really likes to hold their women. Figuratively and literally.
Actually now that I think about it, the only one that really got me lost was the billionaire dinosaur. That was a combination of humor and absurdity that just led me father and father into the depths of Amazon, until it finally led me to this beauty right here. That’s when I knew if I didn’t get out then, I’d be lost forever.
Alas, to this day Amazon still emails me recommendations like “Ravaged by the Gingerbread Man”, “Stuffed by Teddy”, “Ravaged by the Magic Pebble”, “Banged by the Monster Beneath my Bed”, “Pounded by the Monster in my Closet” and “Garden Gnome Sex Party” :C
It’s so hard for me to convince my girlfriends of this.
James F. Brown
9 years ago
More Pseudo-Human Covers! Yeah. That’s what we need.
Dang, I’m starting to miss all the Zombie Meme covers… Anything to take my eyes — and mind — off these cookie-cutter P-H covers. 🙁
Sipesh
9 years ago
…his neck looks like he suffered an internal decapitation to get it at such an angle. That got me so much I didn’t even notice the snoobage grip until I read the other comments.
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From Bob Rivers:
Don’t want to sound too crass;
And please don’t think I’ve got no class.
Just showing my testosterone;
Nothin’s more fun than feelin’ boobies…
Feelin’ boobies…
Hello headlights: how’s it goin’?
You really got my juices flowin’!
Ain’t no signs of gravity;
Nothin’s as fun feelin’ boobies…
Give me boobies…
They’re a nice pair to see, so wonderful to meet,
From a 42D to a 30 petite,
And with whipped cream on top, they’re a heck of treat.
Nothin’s more fun than feelin’ boobies…
Feelin’ boobies…
Dig those boobies…
Lovely boobies…
Well – I guess I’m done working for the day.
I do like how pseudo-man is clutching her boobie like it’s a water spigot or a gear-shift.
I guess when you look like that, you gotta grab it while the grabbin’ is good.
And before the Rufies wear off.
You have inspired me RK to make arty things for this cover.
Fake breast touched hard
Groping beyond all limits
The love of Pseudos
Fonts are ok, if a little shiny for my taste, pseudogirl is even better quality than your run of the mill poser free model, but WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH THAT DUDE? I already see myself going down that rabbit hole, but I HAVE to read the blurb for this.
No, Catie! Save yourself!
Too late.
Wasn’t that bad, actually. Just your regular mass produced fantasy p0rn. A writer trying to make some easy $$. It’s the pretentious ones that believe they’re actually writing something meaningful that you should watch out for. Like that President Agenda thing or what’s it called.
Anyway, I’ve learned that the weirdface dude is of a race that really likes to hold their women. Figuratively and literally.
Thank goodness. You found your way out! We were scared we lost you!
Actually now that I think about it, the only one that really got me lost was the billionaire dinosaur. That was a combination of humor and absurdity that just led me father and father into the depths of Amazon, until it finally led me to this beauty right here. That’s when I knew if I didn’t get out then, I’d be lost forever.
Alas, to this day Amazon still emails me recommendations like “Ravaged by the Gingerbread Man”, “Stuffed by Teddy”, “Ravaged by the Magic Pebble”, “Banged by the Monster Beneath my Bed”, “Pounded by the Monster in my Closet” and “Garden Gnome Sex Party” :C
Those all sound wonderful! 😀
Your link = “Busted Out Laughing Out Loud!” or BULOL!
Lovely!
Also. And. I think I was at that Garden Gnome Sex Party. I guess I better read it to find out if I did anything *gasp* embarrassing.
You’re a gnome? D:
I’m guessing that the guy’s swollen upper lip is supposed to be lion-ish, but whatever else is going on is a gross mystery.
…or maybe she grabbed his lip like he is grabbing her boob.
Or maybe he’s got a big gob of snuff there under his lip?
Making out with a jawbreaker in your mouth the size of a fist is really the only way to make out.
It’s so hard for me to convince my girlfriends of this.
More Pseudo-Human Covers! Yeah. That’s what we need.
Dang, I’m starting to miss all the Zombie Meme covers… Anything to take my eyes — and mind — off these cookie-cutter P-H covers. 🙁
…his neck looks like he suffered an internal decapitation to get it at such an angle. That got me so much I didn’t even notice the snoobage grip until I read the other comments.