Queen of Forks

Queen of Forks

Don’t bother — I’ve already thought of (and rejected) every possible variation of “fork off,” “fork you,” “motherforker,” etc.

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Hitch
5 years ago

Was this book published on the Fork of July????

(Betcha didn’t think of THAT one, Nathan!)

RK@HM
RK@HM
5 years ago

You could probably classify this as “mystery meat” as well; I mean, unless this book contains the tragic tale of how a female silverware magnate came to be killed in a suspicious explosion at one of her corporation’s local factories she was visiting.

red
red
5 years ago

The forks are strong with this one.

Ian
Ian
5 years ago

Someone must have been inspired by the spoon 🥄 pictures in The Room

Grackle
Grackle
5 years ago
Reply to  Ian

What a lousy cover, Mark!

dtw
dtw
5 years ago

Something’s gone seriously prong here, but I haven’t the tine to work out what.

David Avoura King
5 years ago

What a ridiculous idea for a book, let alone a bad cover. I guess the sequel is King of Knives or Prince of Spoons?

Hitch
5 years ago

Nah, the Duke of Dinnerware, followed by the King of Cups.

Hitch
5 years ago
Reply to  Nathan

And the Marquess of Marmalade?