I keep re-reading that title and still can’t parse it.
Grackle
6 years ago
Oh my lord, what the hell.
‘Here’s a nice little collection of twisted rhymes for boomers and boomers soon-to-be. Ever think of how a bank account is like sex or 5-Hour Energy got into the cancer business or how Trump kicks Mickey Mouse out of American politics how Trump kicks Mickey Mouse or how your senior discount might get creamed? […] How long do you figure junk mail will keep arriving after you die? This book has one for that. Ever think about how Muslims might stink up a mosque with all that nose-to-butt form of prayer? The author has. How about the disabled ninja warrior who conquered the course in his motorized walker? Got the picture yet? Something to float your boat or get your goat for everyone. Please notice the high-risk humor rating on the book.’
I keep re-reading that title and still can’t parse it.
Oh my lord, what the hell.
‘Here’s a nice little collection of twisted rhymes for boomers and boomers soon-to-be. Ever think of how a bank account is like sex or 5-Hour Energy got into the cancer business or how Trump kicks Mickey Mouse out of American politics how Trump kicks Mickey Mouse or how your senior discount might get creamed? […] How long do you figure junk mail will keep arriving after you die? This book has one for that. Ever think about how Muslims might stink up a mosque with all that nose-to-butt form of prayer? The author has. How about the disabled ninja warrior who conquered the course in his motorized walker? Got the picture yet? Something to float your boat or get your goat for everyone. Please notice the high-risk humor rating on the book.’