Stupid Jokes, Short Funny Jokes and Funny One Liners – Pas Deux: The World is Weird

Stupid Jokes, Short Funny Jokes and Funny One Liners – Pas Deux: The World is Weird

And what the hell is “Pas Deux” supposed to mean?

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Nuclear_i9_Meltdown
Nuclear_i9_Meltdown
6 years ago

“Pas Deux” is French for “Not Two”. I speak French, I happen to be from the beaver land of Canadia.

EDIT: oh jesus f*ck, Nathan, that kid in the center is starfishing us

Grackle
Grackle
6 years ago

What the hell, I didn’t even notice that at first. I was too confused as to why there were two random women on the cover. Now I have to wonder if they even knew there was this dumb kid behind them.

Awful either way.

Naaman_Brown
Naaman_Brown
6 years ago

Well. It is truth in advertising.
Funny One Liners – (are) not two (liners).

I’ve seen those mooning lawn gnome statues before. I think they are gross and an affront to all standards of decency. And on a school campus to boot. Harrumph.

Brad
Brad
6 years ago

Heeeey, ladies – have you heard the one about…?

B.L. Alley
6 years ago

Maybe his country father experienced a bowel movement.

dtw
dtw
6 years ago

I’m assuming the “Pas Deux” was supposed to be like the title of the film sequel Hot Shots: Part Deux … only, y’know, spelt wrong.

David King
David King
6 years ago
Reply to  dtw

Pas deux literally means step two.

Decca
Decca
6 years ago

I have my doubts about the humor of anyone named “Gravitas.”

dtw
dtw
6 years ago
Reply to  Decca

I have my doubts that the author actually is called “Gravitas”.