Satan: What if I inflicted a really, really bad book cover on him? With clashing colors, images cut out from radically different places and resized to weird aspect ratios, and a pixelated devil fork?
God: Just don’t use papyrus. That would be going too far.
Ericb
6 years ago
Donald Trump may have tiny hands but, apparently, God has tiny feet.
Looking more closely at that angel on the left – the one pointing her tiny sword at Satan’s bald patch – I think the “Bringing Sexy Back” tag is needed too. She’s the best bit of this cover, and deserves to be bigger 😉
(and if that means making the two main figures smaller, well that’s a good thing too,right?)
LPlatePen
6 years ago
Oh- kay… trying to unpack this… if the guy on the left is saying “Let me destroy him, Pops” – doesn’t that make him JESUS? Is he stealthily cosplaying as Satan, to get the ninja drop on him?
I’m very confused.
red
6 years ago
This book could be “something useful” to prop up that short leg on God’s desk.
Are those red doctor denton’s
Full text of the conversation:
Satan: Let me destroy him, Pops!
God: You’re not to kill him!
Satan: What if I inflicted a really, really bad book cover on him? With clashing colors, images cut out from radically different places and resized to weird aspect ratios, and a pixelated devil fork?
God: Just don’t use papyrus. That would be going too far.
Donald Trump may have tiny hands but, apparently, God has tiny feet.
This is so terrible I kinda love it.
Looking more closely at that angel on the left – the one pointing her tiny sword at Satan’s bald patch – I think the “Bringing Sexy Back” tag is needed too. She’s the best bit of this cover, and deserves to be bigger 😉
(and if that means making the two main figures smaller, well that’s a good thing too,right?)
Oh- kay… trying to unpack this… if the guy on the left is saying “Let me destroy him, Pops” – doesn’t that make him JESUS? Is he stealthily cosplaying as Satan, to get the ninja drop on him?
I’m very confused.
This book could be “something useful” to prop up that short leg on God’s desk.
Jesus wept