So that’s what it’s about: making money from drug dealing. Although the author clearly never made much money, otherwise he/she would have paid for a decent cover.
Never read a book where the author doesn’t follow their own advice, or where the book proves the author doesn’t have a clue.
I think there’s a watermark in the lower…er, whatever that pattern is supposed to be on the bottom of the cover.
If so, I guess that Step #2 is to steal whatever you can find on the internet whether it’s meant to be freely available or not.
I think it’s the surface of a tin of camouflage paint.
…and Step 3 is “never set text in bright green Arial italic.”
…wow, that is one appropriately baffling book summary.
If you want a book to really stand out, camouflage is the way to go. Nothing more eye-catching than camouflage.
Seriously, though, can anyone think of a context that includes mansions and camouflage that isn’t drug dealing?
It gives me flashbacks to ENTER THE NINJA (1981). But I’m scarcely a representative sampling.
So that’s what it’s about: making money from drug dealing. Although the author clearly never made much money, otherwise he/she would have paid for a decent cover.
Never read a book where the author doesn’t follow their own advice, or where the book proves the author doesn’t have a clue.
Camouflage? I thought the ripple pattern was pool water … in bad need of a chlorine treatment.