Squishing Henry the Eighth is the worst aspect ratio crime ever.
This offense should be subject to capital punishment, as heinous as murder, piracy, high treason, and talking in the theatre. Aspect ratio violation justifies the return of Peine forte et dure. Unfortunately, this form of execution is no longer sanctioned. In my lifetime Western civilization has gone soft on crime and is in a downward spiral.
Grackle
6 years ago
Posrein: cute, non-squished bird.
Seriously though, why don’t people get the aspect ratio?! This would be a fine (if mundane) cover if Henry the 8th wasn’t so distorted.
Doctors hate him! See this king’s quick and easy trick to dropping the pounds.
I’m Henray the 8th and look how thin I am…
Close but no cigar… or fatty foods apparently.
Squishing Henry the Eighth is the worst aspect ratio crime ever.
This offense should be subject to capital punishment, as heinous as murder, piracy, high treason, and talking in the theatre. Aspect ratio violation justifies the return of Peine forte et dure. Unfortunately, this form of execution is no longer sanctioned. In my lifetime Western civilization has gone soft on crime and is in a downward spiral.
Posrein: cute, non-squished bird.
Seriously though, why don’t people get the aspect ratio?! This would be a fine (if mundane) cover if Henry the 8th wasn’t so distorted.