Mail Order Bride: The Stagecoach Bride

Mail Order Bride: The Stagecoach Bride

Wait — is she still technically a mail order bride if she’s shipped by some other carrier?

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Hitch
6 years ago

As opposed to an UPS-Order Bride, right? When you only trust Brown to deliver what you have paid for…

Brad Foster
Brad Foster
6 years ago

What in tarnation?? It’s a giant woman! They’ll never believe me back at the saloon.

"Naaman Brown"
"Naaman Brown"
6 years ago
Reply to  Brad Foster

In the tradition of Jesse James Meets Frankenstein’s Daughter and Billy the Kid Versus Dracula, we bring you Stagecoach Attack of the Fifty Foot Mail Order Bride! More Shock! More Suspense! More Thrills!

David+King
6 years ago

I wonder if someone will write about the UPS Bride or the FedEx Bride?

"Naaman Brown"
"Naaman Brown"
6 years ago
Reply to  David+King

Pr the Internet Order Bride delivered by Amazon Prime Air.

Ericb
Ericb
6 years ago
Reply to  Nathan

Mail Order Bride # 256: (Love in a Box series 5): [The Rebecca Chronicles #2]: Return to Sender: Rebecca’s Journey through the Vicissitudes of the 19th Century Post Office.

Hitch
6 years ago
Reply to  Ericb

Bro, “vicissitudes” is too long for the typical reader of that MO (Mail Order) sub-genre.

(I mean, let’s see, we fought for the vote, we burned our bras, we fought for equal rights and equal pay, we fought for Title IX, but yeah, there’s an entire “romantic” genre about BEING EFFING BOUGHT by some guy. Someone, anyone, explain that to me?)