Clouded Eyes: A collection of poems about life, love, and zombies
I would be very disappointed if this book didn’t contain a haiku with the line “Om nom nom nom nom.”
Clouded Eyes: A collection of poems about life, love, and zombies
I would be very disappointed if this book didn’t contain a haiku with the line “Om nom nom nom nom.”
er…
As you sit in your tweed or your Crombie,
Asking, “What can that sound, om nom nom be?”
Try to think of the answer:
If you find that you can’t, sir,
Your brain’s been chewed up by a zombie.
Zombie enjoy life
The sun is bright victims scream
Eating brains under tree
Is Prototype a real name? A rather bizarre choice for a pen name.
Brains and zombie, standing by a tree
E-A-T-T-I-N-G.
Some use a knife and fork,
Some use a hose,
Suck up all them juicy cells,
Down the hatch they goes.
LBC joy gone
zombies porn comes freshly raw
Posters cry in pain
Lousy book cover
Zombie girl eating her lunch
I can’t stop puking
I love the people in the background blithely enjoying a day in the park completely unaware of the zombie munching on brains.
Maybe she is patient zero?
Even so, that would mean there is corpse somewhere nearby without a brain. That park looks pretty busy. You’d think someone would notice.
Maybe she packed a picnic lunch.
Get that girl a napkin!
Did no one teach you any manners? Use a fork and knife next time.
You’re not allowed to swim for another hour, sweetie, after such a big meal.
Believing the old saying “you are what you eat” and trying to become smarter.
Zombie poem zombie poem,
Watch em run watch em eat em.
Zombie poem zombie poem,
The cover is lazy and feels rotten.
Gotta admit, this cover seems to have inspired some poets here.
True love never rots away
On nom nom nom nom
You’re my sweetest heart ever
And now I realize I had it backwards, and haikus are 5-7-5, not 7-5-7. Sigh… Anti-haiku, maybe?