Oh Good Lord, I’m sorry I peeked inside. Some of MY paragraphs can get a little lengthy, but damn…..this is a whole new level of nonsense.
Take Cover
7 years ago
I’d like to think this is about a magician who’s just sawed somebody in half with a butterknife. Because at least that would explain why there are two graves.
K.J. Towking? Author of the Garry Rotter books?
Nice full stop usage there, K.J.
Check out the “Look inside” … that’s one hell of an opening paragraph.
That so-called “opening paragraph” is hilarious. I wonder what the hell that author was thinking?
I also inferred that the, er, “homage” to Rowling really meant “KJ Tawking,” as in talking.
Or, sh*t, maybe I am overthinking it.
I was thinking it could use a couple of R’s, as in K.J.R.R. Towking (24 hr. roadside service)
I started reading it and then scrolled ahead. Blimey!
The entire oeuvre is similarly deranged. From Butterfly Poo Poo:
Here is some soap Peter the Clown let me rub it all over your face. (sic)
I just hope ‘Kipper’ is now getting the help they need.
Are they stabbing the air?
Maybe he stabbed the book and the book is bound in live flesh like the Naturom Demonto aka Necronomicon Ex-Mortis .
Two “sentences” on the cover, not a good sign…
Why doesn’t the stick-figure on the cover have a face? I’ve tried making it bigger but it still makes no sense.
What the actual hell is going on on this cover?
Oh Good Lord, I’m sorry I peeked inside. Some of MY paragraphs can get a little lengthy, but damn…..this is a whole new level of nonsense.
I’d like to think this is about a magician who’s just sawed somebody in half with a butterknife. Because at least that would explain why there are two graves.
Also: AUTHOR!
wtf is even happening
Those O’s look like tomatoes to me.