Exile

Exile

I think the elves have been inbreeding too much.

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Hitch
7 years ago

Why am I suddenly reminded of Steve Martin? Or maybe, it was Gallagher? Maybe that’s a big honking knife, sticking through her head. 🙂

Gary
Gary
7 years ago

And possibly amateur cover artists, too.

Kregger
Kregger
7 years ago

Yeah, because they appear pissed off.

Maybe a little dwarven sex will make them smile.

Grackle
Grackle
7 years ago
Reply to  Kregger

…what?

Lydia
Lydia
7 years ago

Gah!!! That is all I have to say.

SironaDanu
7 years ago

Umm, I like the sky and the author name font, except if they’re with the other unspeakable crap on this cover…then I just feel sorry for them.

Hitch
7 years ago
Reply to  SironaDanu

Meh, that font for the byline is highly questionable. It has very poor character kerning, and the font creator didn’t apparently think about common letter pairs like “th” and the like. That’s like this one font I found, which I really liked for (I can’t remember the book now), but OMG, the TH together was simply godawful. Shame, really.

Ron Miller
7 years ago

I’m glad I don’t have bacon stuck in my ear.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
7 years ago
Reply to  Ron Miller

But if you feel really unloved, it is one way to get the dog to lick like you.

L-Plate Pen
L-Plate Pen
7 years ago

I like to tuck my jammy biscuits into my hair for later too.