Begats: The Most Boring Parts of the Bible

Begats: The Most Boring Parts of the Bible

And this cover does nothing to dispel that assessment.

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red
red
7 years ago

That line about “Go forth and multiply, eh?” makes sense now.

red
red
7 years ago
Reply to  red

As a former president said so eloquently: “Fool me once … fool me twice … uhhhh”

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
7 years ago
Reply to  red

I believe that cover effect is the result of cloning in the Photoshop sense, not of multiplying in the Biblical sense.

red
red
7 years ago
Reply to  Naaman Brown

That line about “Go forth and shop” makes sense now.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
7 years ago

I dislike the fact that the original languages translated in 1611 for the KJV did not have punctuation and used ” and ” a lot where we would use “. ” full stop. The KJV kept all those sentences strung together with unnecessary ” and “s. Would I write a book about it? No.

Dave
7 years ago
Reply to  Naaman Brown

On the subject of punctuation – what’s with the curiously baseline-shifted colon here?

RK
RK
7 years ago

Hard to tell with all the compression artifacts, but I think those repetitious paper-doll cut-outs count as “pseudohumans” as well.

Blue
Blue
7 years ago
Reply to  RK

Yes I think so too. The shading on the children is particularly unrealistic and very Poser-like. And for some reason the adults are flat-shaded…

SironaDanu
7 years ago

Hmmm, according to this cover all those begats happened roughly in Kentucky, USA. Maybe that explains that Ark abomination that Hamm built?

EricL
EricL
7 years ago
Reply to  SironaDanu

Funny line, but that looks more like Zambia as the source. Note Madagascar to the right and the Arabian peninsula at the top. With so many giant clones bursting into space, it seems the planet has taken on a terrible tilt.

Ericb
Ericb
7 years ago

The author must be a Raelian.

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
7 years ago

Boring begats? Most folks find begatting to be great fun, although a bit sweaty!

Hitch
7 years ago
Reply to  James F. Brown

The begatting part is great. It’s the getting that leaves something to be desired.

Lydia
Lydia
7 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

The illustration looks more like “be-cloning” to me. Not as much fun as begatting, I would think.

Ericb
Ericb
7 years ago

In case you’re wondering:

https://www.clonaid.com/page.php?7