@Nathan…It’s the creepy old men in raincoats who are learning how to seduce. Here’s the syllabus:
Lesson #1: Remove raincoat.
Lesson #2: Bathe, shave, put on nice clothes, and be sure to zip up fly.
Lesson #3: Understand there’s more to the world than sports and porn.
Lesson #4: Treat women with respect like the goddesses they are.
Lesson #5: Stop being an ignorant jackass.
What’s that? I don’t get to run the school. Well, damn ’em all to hell in their raincoats then.
So, middle aged gay men cruisin’ under the Eiffel Tower?
Hey I posed for that cover, and I’m an old gay man. lol
I thouht you looked familiar! 😛
@Nathan…It’s the creepy old men in raincoats who are learning how to seduce. Here’s the syllabus:
Lesson #1: Remove raincoat.
Lesson #2: Bathe, shave, put on nice clothes, and be sure to zip up fly.
Lesson #3: Understand there’s more to the world than sports and porn.
Lesson #4: Treat women with respect like the goddesses they are.
Lesson #5: Stop being an ignorant jackass.
What’s that? I don’t get to run the school. Well, damn ’em all to hell in their raincoats then.
Sirona,
Are you crazy? That would never work.
And what else is there besides sports and porn (and lousybookcovers.com)?
This design has some elements that I like… too bad it doesn’t suit the content.
I can just hear the author’s objection: “Oh, but once you read the book, then you’ll understand the cover!”
Um, that’s not how covers are supposed to work, Jeffrey.
But it would still be boring.
My brain as I scrolled down. Ok, ok, white space, wait, WHAT?????
It is working though, the guys on the left are clearly drawn irresistibly to the guys on the right!
Strange happenings at the base of the Eiffel Tower…